Praise his Noodly Appendange, lordz and I are Touched, and Agree.
September 01, 2008
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Once again, Lordz and I are in agreement! Once again the great creator of this world, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, has seen fit to extend his Noodly Appendage to create harmony and unity between myself and lordz! Speak with Aaarghhs and awe in your voice at his Noodly greatness.
In his blog concerning renewables and, crack ups, lordz expresses this concern for birds of all colors.
#5) On August 31, 2008 at 11:21 PM,
LordZ (94.52) wrote:
AnomaLee ever see what happens to the unfortunate birds that come across a windmill farm ?
not a pretty sight,
A Treehugger myself, I am truly touched by lordz's concern for the lives of our flighted cohabitors, and I truly do believe The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a special respect for his feathered creations as they are often seen in the company of Pirates.
I offer great gratitude toward lordz's effort in protecting the flighted from crack ups. Having personally never run over a bird with my windmill I am happy to see lordz make a commitment to reducing risks to birds with his. I would like to immediately petition the US Gov't to require turn signals and brake lights on windmills built after 2012, and to call for annual inspections to ensure they are functional. Hopefully these and other improvements to windmill design will reduce injurys to the flighted. Energy efficient LED bulbs of course.
In addition I would like to recommend that all prospective windmill installers voluntarily consult with the Audobon Society to help site windmills at the safest locations possible.
As lordz and I have discussed before, the siting of California's first wind farm on the grounds of an Avian nesting area was a tragic mistake and hopefully with lordz's and my help will not be repeated again. It was as reckless as planning interstates through maternity wards. I congratulate the Audobon Society and lordz for working so diligently in helping The Noodly One protect his pirates flighted companions.
I look forward to His Noodly Greatness working through lordz to protect all of the Pirates flighted helpers from these additional but less acknowledged threats to their wellbeing, as depicted in this video.
Thank you, oh Noodly One for affording us this opportunity to intelligently discuss risks and faith based solutions for the Avian community.
Ramen.