Public Service Announcement
This is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
And if there's anything I like better than booze, it's breasts! If I can save just one breast I'm willing to make a sacrifice. So I am going to donate the price of a six-pack to Breast Cancer Research.
And I'm challenging all my fellow hard-drinking, breast loving Fools to do the same. So C'mon, Guys, pony up. We both now you've spent way more than a sixer trying to get a peek at a breast or two.
The breast you save may be the one you will one day touch.