Questioning the Almighty
I know you have a sense of humor and like to mess with my head. Really, I don't mind. But when the joke is so unfathomable and based in a reality from another universe, I gotta wonder what the point is. I mean, even The Onion gets it:
How in the world can Radio Shack double in a year? Sales are terrible, they closed all the stores that were convenient to anybody, and the inventory looks like some geek's yard sale. Even the batteries don't last as long as the freebies you get with a new remote that have brand names like RealGoldenYouLike or Somy.
So who's buying? The institutions that thought it must be just like Starbucks because they had about the same number of stores?
Okay, I'll just accept it. You usually seem to know what you are doing.
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