Relentless Pursuit of #1
In my relentless pursuit of the #1 position in CAPS, I have finally broken the top 100. Sadly, I am not pursuing the #1 position for altruistic reasons, but instead I hope to use the bully pulpit to tell people how wonderful the Seattle Seahawks are. If I acheive the #1 postiion, I will give detailed biography's of all the Seahawks, inlcluding the water boys and medical staff. I will blog so often and in such length, that reading my blogs will take longer than you are awake. You will lose your jobs, and seek help from the only person you really know - ME!
Some say its foolish to detail your plan for world domination but I say those who say that have never dominated the world! Caveat Emptor!