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When a stock is a Curd (C=T) what are we to call it now?

AlexisMachine — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 09:09:25 GMT

Bottom line some stocks are Curds and that's exactly what they are yet now I cannot call a Curd a Curd? (C=T) Can it be a Poopif it is poop, a pile of feces if it is a pile of feces, a chocolate submarine if it was just launched from the rectum? But if it hath came from a bunghole it cannot be called a Curd (C=T)? What Curd C=T). came up with this poop for a brain pain and waste of our time to describe anal launching's of ...

IF

AlexisMachine — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:30:18 GMT

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

AlexisMachine — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 05:08:53 GMT

*Re-researchers have just completed a $65,000,000 government study to determine if too much money is spent on government studies. The results were inconclusive, and further studies are planned.

* The Federal Government announced it has taken on a part time job to earn it's own money for once in all Government history as in fact by definition, "Government"...

SURGEON GENERALS WARNING:

AlexisMachine — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:52:44 GMT

Health Nazis be damned, these omnipotent moral busybodies are trumped by the golden rule. He who has the gold makes the rules and the Governments worldwide have a bigger piece of the profits from tobacco sales than the tobacco companies do. Don't be fooled by those jerks to stupid to know that if the Government was really losing 10% of the money those charlatans claim they do to smoking side effects than it would be easier to score heroin than to buy a pack of smokes. Governmen...

Re-researching adds to the list of jobs saved by the Trillion dollar Obama stimulus, government studies show.

AlexisMachine — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:12:03 GMT

Reasearchers have just completed a $65,000,000 government study to determine if too much money is spent on government studies. The results were inconclusive, and further studies are planned.

A tale about how life itself is sweetened by the drinking of Irish Punch. "Paddy's Dream" I first heard told by The Wolfe Tones

AlexisMachine — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 09:06:05 GMT

Once upon a time, I was invited by an old friend of mine
To come over to his residence and taste his beer and wine
Well we ate lobster salad and lots of other truck
And we drank each other's health until the hour of three had struck
Well we drank until we didn't know which was wine or beer
That our heads felt rather heavy, and my brains not very clear

I HOPE THIS CLEARS UP ANY COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS WE ARE HAVING.

AlexisMachine — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:41:03 GMT

I KNOW YOU THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST SAID,
BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU HEARD
IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.

Waltzing Matilda

AlexisMachine — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:35:51 GMT

When I was a young man, I carried my pack and I lived the life of the rover

From the Murrys green basin to the dusty outback, I waltzed my Matilda all over.

Then in 1915 my country said son, its time to stop rambling there’s work to be done

So they gave me a tin hat, they gave me a gun and they sent me away to the war.

And the band played Waltzing Matilda, when the sh...

Beannachtaí Lá Fhéile Pádraig Daoibh! "high and low" by James Cousins 1873-1956

AlexisMachine — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:25:33 GMT

He stumbled home from Clifden Fair
With drunken song and cheeks aglow.
Yet there was something in his air
That told of Kingship long ago.
I sighed - and innly cried with grief
That one so high s...

From the Book of Counted Sorrows

AlexisMachine — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 05:13:51 GMT

The sky is deep, the sky is dark
The light of stars is so damn stark.
When I look up, I fill with fear,
If all we have, is what lies here.
This troubled world, this broken place,
Then cold dead...