SHOCKING TRUTH REVEALED by Wall Street Insider!!!!
Wall Street insiders are getting panicked by CRAPULATION DAY! In fact, a group of Wall Street insiders were seen entering a building to talk about 12.08.09, better known as Crapulation Day! According to a spy on the street, these notable Wall Street insiders were at the meeting:
Morey Bund; Bill Board; Daryl Rhea; Helen Back & Neil Down
You can't make this stuff up! Conveniently, none of the above people were reachable for this blog entry. Numerous times I tried to reach them, but my arm hit the computer screen over and over again. So the rest of the story has to be based on my spy (I have thousands of them) who snuck into their meeting room disguised as a waiter (sometimes he goes with waitress if the mood suits him).
Bill Board prominently displayed a poster showing that 12.08.09 is the day of reckoning. It had arrows pointing to the date from all directions. According to the spy, it was pretty convincing - but readers of this blog are ALREADY convinced, so it's like preaching to the choir.
Helen Back was the most skeptical, pointing out that doomsday scenario's have come and gone for century's. In fact, her Uncle Lucifer himself said 12.08.09 is his 10,000th birthday, so what could POSSIBLY go wrong on that day?
Daryl Rhea wasn't seen for most of the event - constantly running to the john.
Morey Bund kept pacing the floor, insisting they had to do something to get the markets on life support.
But most fascinating was Neil Down, who got down and prayed after the meeting adjourned.
People, I'm telling you, run for the hills! CRAPULATION DAY is COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I wouldn't bold/italicize stuff unless I knew what I was talking about.