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Signs you can tell it will be a rough day ahead...

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January 15, 2010 – Comments (7)

Signs you can tell it will be a rough day ahead...

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backward and it fits better.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night, and there aren't any.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.

Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the interstate.

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

You wake up and your braces are locked together.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your income tax check bounces.

You put both contacts lenses in the same eye.

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.

You send this to all your lists and put the wrong disclaimers on it!

7 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On January 15, 2010 at 3:21 PM, BravoBevo (99.97) wrote:

heh heh ... what a way to finish off a week

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#2) On January 15, 2010 at 3:34 PM, ManOfTheMountain (< 20) wrote:

haha, i needed this to get through the day

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#3) On January 15, 2010 at 11:25 PM, chlyd (< 20) wrote:

 what kind of day is it when two or more of these problems occur in the same day. it has happened.

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#4) On January 16, 2010 at 11:35 AM, Teacherman1 (47.74) wrote:

Thanks Cato. Needed a laugh after the day I had yesterday.

Not the market, but work. 

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#5) On January 16, 2010 at 1:46 PM, Option1307 (29.94) wrote:

Nice!

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#6) On January 18, 2010 at 8:16 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Happy Monday!

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#7) On January 22, 2010 at 12:04 PM, tjensen3618 (91.63) wrote:

"You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night, and there aren't any."

 That one constitutes the start of a great day for me!

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