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Someone please think of the children!



March 19, 2008 – Comments (7)

Something must be done.

"The Nintendo company is knowingly exposing our children to disturbing acts of foppishness right in our living rooms," said Roberts of PAW. "Even more frightening, the motion-sensing technology teaches them that the only way to resolve conflicts is to flail their arms in acts of fruity aggression."

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#1) On March 19, 2008 at 12:16 PM, Tastylunch (28.59) wrote:

The worst crisis for children since Teletubbies!

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#2) On March 19, 2008 at 12:58 PM, MRTShorts (97.37) wrote:

on the other hand Nintendo does need to rectify their catastrophic launch of SSBB in regards to online multiplayer matchmaking.

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#3) On March 19, 2008 at 1:38 PM, kdakota630 (28.99) wrote:

The headline screamed that you ripped that line from The Simpsons, but when I read your blog I was thinking, "that sounds a lot like the bit from The Onion article I glanced at."

It's nice to know that I share the same sense of humour as a top player on CAPS, although, looking at my current score here I wish it was stock-picking savvy, instead. 

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#4) On March 19, 2008 at 2:34 PM, macpicks (97.36) wrote:

I can second that comment... (rating up to 8.5 today!)

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#5) On March 19, 2008 at 2:48 PM, motleyanimal (36.61) wrote:

Children just stink on ice.

The last time I drove by a high school it looked like a scene from a George Romero movie, only everybody went hungry because nobody could find any brains to eat!.

I can't understand why we are wasting money to educate them.

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#6) On March 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM, maverickpl (35.11) wrote:

Perhaps he's a microsoft or sony shareholder.

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#7) On March 19, 2008 at 5:47 PM, ATWDETF (< 20) wrote:

LOL, tis true, kids are taught garbage in games, bs tv shows and in school. I am in 10th grade, but I don't pay that much attention to their agenda, I don't watch the idiotic tv shows, but I do play video games, like Halo 3, which is an important thing to learn, how to kill.

Instead I invest, it takes up most of my day, but I like it, cause I still have over $100,000 US dollars, so while the rest of the children are being retardified, I make money, good call. 

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