I am apoplectic. I can't rant. I can barely drink my coffees. Time to green thumb ever rancid financial out there, I guess. I closed my reds on most of that stuff, because I suspected some kind of nutty gobnment bailout might come along. I never expected these two simultaneously.Velcome to the glorious workers paradise, comrades. Let us all salute our brave leaders who have come togeser in zis time of woe to strengsen our financial system and distribute rewards to all deserving serfs.