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Take this Chance! To Do the Vachild 52-week High Dance!



August 20, 2009 – Comments (2) | RELATED TICKERS: DPS

12:01p.m.  (DPS) hits 52-week high!     So..... Let's do the Varchild 52-week High Dance!  Come on! It's easy!  1...2...3...GO!

Just pick your laptop up...Go on and raise it over your head!  Who cares if ya got a Toughbook....Who cares if ya got a Notebook.... Don't gotta a Laptop then grab on to your Desktop!

Raise it over your head!!  Now shake your hips side to side..... Careful now not to drop your computer to the floor...As we spin 360 degrees!!!  Ready for more??? oh yea...52-week high dance..
There's more!

Now open your Front Door!   Yes..That's right.. Gotta step outside.... Still carrying your computer over your head..... Run as fast as you can and perform a "baseball" slide!!!  Do it on your front lawn!

Then get up and start shouting!  What's that your arms getting sore?  Just set your computer down now and quit being a bore!

Raise your voice now and jump!!   4 mores times just jump as high as you can!  Don't be obscene or obtuse... No need to shout out Obscenities!  Just shout out "52-week High Dance!!" as loud as ya can...

If the neighbors start walkin out to watch ya Dance....   Then start spinning around as if in your in a trance.

Should they dial their iPhones or Blackberrys to call the guys in White Coats to take ya away....

Well...When they show up then that's ok.... Just keep spinning till they stuff ya in the car....Even with the straight jacket you can still SHOUT "YAY"!!   Until they duck tape your mouth shut that is...

Yeeeaah!  It's the 52-week High dance!!!   I waited for this for over a year....  Now I gotta get my GROOVE ON..... Cause (DPS) ain't done goin higher this year....not yet!

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2 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On August 20, 2009 at 2:28 PM, dudemonkey (56.87) wrote:

I hope you're correct.  If not, then I'll keep stockpiling cash until you are :)

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#2) On August 20, 2009 at 2:29 PM, dudemonkey (56.87) wrote:

+1 Rec for figuring out how to dance in a blog post, by the way!

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