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TALE of TWO INVESTORS

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October 09, 2008 – Comments (0) | RELATED TICKERS: GS , C , NCC.DL2

INVESTOR A =  8 yr. old kid with Dad's Credit Card.

INVESTOR B =  HEDGE FUND /  MUTUAL FUND  Agency C.E.O.

INVESTOR A:  "Oh Gee Daddy lookie here... Goldman Sachs trading at a P/E of 6.1.  I want that one daddy!  I want that! I wanna wanna wanna it!  200 shares at $101.35"

-------> Father, "Ok son...they say the market makes ya rich so let's buy some."

INVESTOR B:  "What's That? You don't like our Mutual Fund?  You wantcha money back?....

SELL SELL!!!! OMG!!!  THAT"S THE 100TH CUSTOMER IN ROW!!!  SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!! BAIL!!!! FLEE!!!! ESCAPE!!!! REDRUM!!  RED-RUM!!!

INVESTOR A:  "Awww gee Daddy.... Goldman Sachs is down another $10 today!  But ahh heck it's P/E Ratio is now .6 x earnings.  Buy some more daddy!  I wanna! I wanna 100 more shares daddy."

--------> Father, "Your right son! Goldman Sachs has been around for decades and they are a fine company...fine business that there Goldman Sachs... 100 shares it is!"

INVESTOR B:  "What?  You're still with us?  No. No.. Glad to have you.. just that I thought we liquidated all of our customers by now...Everyone's redeeming their cash.  What's that?  You want out too?  What?  So does your brother, your uncle, and your parents?  You seriously have 26 friends, who are also our customers and they want out? ok.."

SELL SELL!!!! OMG!!!  THAT"S THE 100TH CUSTOMER IN ROW!!!  SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!! BAIL!!!! FLEE!!!! ESCAPE!!!! REDRUM!!  RED-RUM!!!

INVESTOR A:   "Waaaaaaah!  Daddy.... *sniffle*  Goldman Sachs *sniffle* Waahhh!  They went out of business!  For no reason at all *sniffle*  except for those *&^%  Hedge Funds and Mutual Funds.
*&^%  Waaaaah!

---------->  Father,  "Your right son.  Sorry son.  That's the breaks.  We'll have to sell our house and live in the streets.  But... one day... when all of the hedge fund and mutual fund companies go out of business and stocks are priced at a penny a share..We shall give it another go!"



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