Tales To Tell Your Grandchildren
(the year is 2038)
LITTLE GIRL: grandpa, did you really live through the Great Financial Meltdown of '08?
GRANDPA: Yes, sweetheart, I did.
LITTLE GIRL: Wow. Did you, like, go broke and jump out of a window, just like they did during the Great Stock Market Crash of 1929?
GRANDPA: Well, some people did. Those of us who kept our cool made lots of money. Now, hurry up and finish your caviar; the limousine will be here any minute to take you to school.