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The Barack Obama Rap Song

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August 16, 2010 – Comments (10)

Can't Take Your Vote Back  -   By Varchild2008

"Never too soon....never too late....to tarp the pearly west gate...
Never too real.....never too fake....You vote and watch your heart brake....

you wach your heart brake......You think that I'm a snake......But I ain't no Jake

Never too low....Never too High....Pot Smokin shall be legalized....
When I was so young....never so old.....Never did what I was told....
Yes I smoked a few joints....sold a few hits....Ya never did care about those tid bits...

about that tid bit.....They call be Prezident.....Cause I'm self evident...

Drop your party tea.....spit out your coffee.....Oil Moratorium spree!
You did vote for me.....The RIGs now want to flea....Cap and Trade to save a tree!

Never for peace....Always on Attack.....Can't take your vote back....
Never  for peace...Bailouts for lease....Pourin High Taxation Grease...

Can't Take your Vote Back......They say obamacare is just Wack....
Can't Take your Vote Back...... I support the Mosque near the point of Attack....
Can't Take your Vote Back......Financial Banks having Regulation Heart-Attack
Can't Take your Vote Back......What property is yours the FEDs now take back...
Can't Take your Vote Back.....Can't Take your Vote Back....

You think I'm Michael Jordan....But I govern like Peewee Herman...Fool!

Ha ha Ha Ha.......Where's your Messiah Now....Hippie Punks!  
Voted for the Black Man cause its your White Boy Guilt Trippen Master Plan...
You Hoped for Chocolate Corn Flakes when all's ya get is Oat Bran

Employments way down....Debt is way up....Hope to get you all Bankrupt!
Never too Smooth....Never too Calm.....I can sing the Ramadan Song...

Michelle's off to Spain....I ride Chicago Plane....I Hope Alexi's Sane...
He can be a Pain...Bank Scandal's a Drain....Midterm voters are insane...

Drop your party tea.....spit out your coffee.....Oil Moratorium spree!
You did vote for me.....The RIGs now want to flea....Cap and Trade to save a tree!

Can't Take your Vote Back......What property is yours the FEDs now take back...
Can't Take your Vote Back.....Can't Take your Vote Back....

PEACE!.....For the Iranians.....Aight?  I'm out....of food stamps for the poor that is.....
I'm Prezident Barack Obama... And I approve this Rap Song!"

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10 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On August 16, 2010 at 7:35 PM, Varchild2008 (84.36) wrote:

Some Clarifications:

"Ain't no Jake"  is in reference to the World Wrestling Federation's (now known as World Wrestling Entertainment)

Jake the Snake.

Which is fitting since President Barack Obama recently attacked Linda McMahon simply because she was C.E.O. of WWE.....  Attacks WWE today when he promoted WWE in 2008.  Hypocrite.

Anyhow.... Just wanted to clear that one up....

Oh and if you are confused about "Tarp the Pearly West Gate"  I am of course referencing the fact that Yesterday....Sunday.... The White house on the WEST Gate  Side...Was Tarped Up with a White Tarp...  No one knows why.

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#2) On August 16, 2010 at 8:18 PM, DJoshuaRubin (97.99) wrote:

Any comedy writer who knows even a microscopic amount about trying to be funny knows that if you have to come back and explain your jokes, they're not funny. I'm all for unPC jokes, love 'em in fact, but this is pretty much racism at its worst. It's digital blackface and an insult to the essential nature of Fooldom. 

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#3) On August 16, 2010 at 8:29 PM, Varchild2008 (84.36) wrote:

Err Just explaining some things that are either EXTREMELY new in the news and really didn't get any attention in the news media....

Or explaining the Jake the Snake thing since I visited a forum in which poster after poster said they never ever watch WWE.

Given that... Anyone would explain those 2 things.

So quit being a party pooper!  Drink some Tea with your Whine!

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#4) On August 16, 2010 at 8:33 PM, Varchild2008 (84.36) wrote:

"I'm all for unPC jokes, love 'em in fact, but this is pretty much racism at its worst. It's digital blackface "

Hmm That's interesting...... Racism against White People or Black People?   Cause our Prezident happens to be half white and half black.

Or am I racist against both races?

Or are you an Obama Voter that accuses anyone of making fun of Barack Obama of Racism cause you can't argue the facts?

You can't argue with me on the arena of ideas?

There is no "blackface" in this poem at all.    
None....

I make light of the many discussions on the Radio and on Blogs and TV about how so many White Liberals voted for President Obama simply because he was Black......

And not to mention some Callers that phoned in to Rush Limbaugh and mentioned it.....

Either you live under a rock or you love to accuse your opposition of Racism cause you have nothing to offer other than smearing opponents of Obama with Racism.

I have to defend my Stock Portfolio from people like Barack Obama that are making it increasingly more difficult to invest.

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#5) On August 16, 2010 at 9:44 PM, mrindependent (65.35) wrote:

Actually, Obama is 1/4 black at the very most.  He is 1/2 white and at least 1/4 Arab.

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#6) On August 16, 2010 at 10:16 PM, Varchild2008 (84.36) wrote:

Did not know that.  All I hear on radio is 1/2 black and 1/2 white.

Well.. goes to show why I make fun of what I hear on radio.  People voted for this President because they didn't bother to do the research....or at least not enough of it....

Those claiming it is because White LIberals wanted a Black Man for President I think are deeply wrong and misguided.

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#7) On August 17, 2010 at 2:45 AM, fmahnke (95.68) wrote:

I never anticipated that one of the implications of electing a black (or partially black) president was that we could not criticize or joke about this president due to his race.

I supported BHO and have voter's remorse.  It seems many BHO supporters believe that many of us white voters have recently become racists.  The left should be ashamed of this tactic and stick to defending his policies if they like him.

I never never liked George W, and never voted him, but I also never heard the right criticize african american bush bashers as racists either. 

For the record, I wouldn't care if BHO was purple if he was competent, unfortunately for all of us, he isn't even close.

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#8) On August 17, 2010 at 2:49 AM, kasieGrossen (< 20) wrote:

Wow!! it is really very cool. Has anyone composed any music for it?Glamour Smile

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#9) On August 17, 2010 at 6:52 AM, devoish (98.71) wrote:

People voted for this President because they didn't bother to do the research....or at least not enough of it.. - Varchild

Who else was running?

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#10) On August 18, 2010 at 2:21 AM, marlenamart (< 20) wrote:

I loved it. It is really the work of a professional poet.Acai Detox Pure
 

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