The most idiotic company description in CAPS
If you visit CAPS regularly like I do, chances are you have a huge "Watchlist" of stocks to serve as replacements when you make room in your portfolio (for the fun of it I always keep mine pinned at the 200 pick limit...why not).
My Watchlist had gotten completely out of control, to the point where I had several hundred ticker symbols on it. So lately I've been trying to delete a couple at a time every time I log in an effort to whittle the list down to a manageable level. I'm proud to say, or ashamed that I've procrastinated enough to, successfully get it down to 93 stocks.
From time to time I come across a company that I have absolutely no recollection of adding to the list (it much be all of that beer) and I say to myself what in the heck is this company and what do they do. I just came across one called CW. When I clicked on it CAPS displayed the page for a company named "Curtiss-Wright Corp." Here's the good part...here's CAPS' description of what the company does:
The Company manages and evaluates its operations based on the products and services it offers and the different markets it serves.
What?!?! HAHAHAHA. I know that it's the end of a long work week, but is it just me or does this description make absolutely no sense whatsoever?
I'm off to happy hour and then to spend a nice weekend with the family. See you all next week.