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The Motley Fool Staff Refuses To Steal My Work!

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January 18, 2010 – Comments (3)

The reason is because it's crap. Crap. Crap. CRAP!

I say theft is the highest for of flattery. And TMF refuses to flatter me! Honestly, I can't blame them. My work is unsubstantiaded, feeble, smelly, uninspired and painted the most unflattering of hues. Who would steal something like that and claim it as their own? In the future I promise to write something theft worthy, if not for you then for my ego.

The misguided and possibly still drunk from the weekend,

Cato

3 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On January 18, 2010 at 8:55 AM, mrindependent (42.46) wrote:

hilarious!!!

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#2) On January 18, 2010 at 9:57 AM, lemoneater (59.32) wrote:

I think they don't steal your work because like the Mona Lisa some things are impossible to fence.

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#3) On January 23, 2010 at 5:19 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (92.32) wrote:

The misguided and possibly still drunk from the weekend,

Msftgev.

Is it ok if I steal your work:)

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