The Motley Fool Staff Refuses To Steal My Work!
The reason is because it's crap. Crap. Crap. CRAP!
I say theft is the highest for of flattery. And TMF refuses to flatter me! Honestly, I can't blame them. My work is unsubstantiaded, feeble, smelly, uninspired and painted the most unflattering of hues. Who would steal something like that and claim it as their own? In the future I promise to write something theft worthy, if not for you then for my ego.
The misguided and possibly still drunk from the weekend,