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The Poop. Re: Stimulated



February 11, 2009 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: A , X

Investors in EPG, converters of BS into saleable products, are advised to clench their holdings tightly, and if possible swipe up a few more droppings. Todays glut of BS, while one of the largest piles ever seen, is as temporary as the last one. The large quantity of BS available to market is currently valued at around $900 billion US.

Here at “The Poop” we will not dig deeply into this BS, but instead quickly show that it is of low quality and opaque though from the surface appearing to be a rich and valuable source of raw material.

Some recent, self proclaimed “experts” in BS have chosen to measure this BS strictly in quantity by counting the amount that has Jumped on Board (JOBs), suggesting that each “JOB” is valued at $300,000 US. Obviously this assumes that all these “JOBs” can be delivered in quantity immediately, at a rate that BS simply cannot be shoveled from the pile. Others misunderestimate the size of the market for BS and suggest that less than 10% of the pile will actually become “JOBs”.

Here at “The Poop” we expect that the value of todays BS will be close to $900 billion US. Approximately two thirds of this amount has already been bought and sold in earlier BS market bubbles and will fill the hole left in the wake of their collapse. This leaves BS valued at $300 billion US, to bring to market. This amount is enough to supply 3 million to Jump on Board (JOBs), valuing each JOBs at $100,000 US if they could all be brought to market this year. Because the flow of BS is regulated by the Law of Clench and Release, we expect only half this amount can dump onto the market this year giving each JOBs a value of $50,000 US.

Due to the wide range of anal yst estimates we expect unmerciful swings in the short term pressures brought to markets. This will force sudden and explosive movements and eventually sustained relief from pressures.

As always opportunities will abound for those willing to turn around and dig deeply into the BS. Those who vainly hope to profit by lightly sniffing at the surface will likely be smeared when this BS pops.

Wishing you the best, we here at “The Poop” hope to see you diligently digging through crap.

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On February 11, 2009 at 11:50 AM, scuffletown (97.48) wrote:

ROFL "Clench and Release". Thanks for the insight, now I understand the stimulus. I guess yesterday the market clenched.

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#2) On February 11, 2009 at 12:17 PM, BigFatBEAR (28.37) wrote:

Good to see The Poop revived. I was missing it as recently as yesterday.

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#3) On February 11, 2009 at 2:50 PM, devoish (70.28) wrote:


Clench and Release is an industry response to Supply and Demand.


Thanks. Technically it was restimulated, not revived.

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#4) On February 11, 2009 at 4:10 PM, scuffletown (97.48) wrote:

Yeah I get it. Yesterday there was more supply than demand.

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#5) On February 11, 2009 at 5:01 PM, devoish (70.28) wrote:

There will be loads of BS delivered until the stimulus is passed. Then we suspect there will be a load of healthcare BS.

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