As this mornings foul news came in, mortgage delinquincys up, unemployment still putrid, Xler highers bankruptcy lawyer, shares of EPG, converter of BS into saleable products were unchanged, as the associated BS was already priced in, even as the markets expectedly moved lower.
The news that new competition Monkey Do had entered the markets powered by an unknown Poo product "Which is it, WaPo?" also failed to cause a movement.
As EPG, converter of BS into saleable products, did their business, it felt a worrisome irritation as the markets moved upward, against the flow of bad news.
It was rumored the phrase"Holy Crap" was repeated and the acronym WTF was typed as markets continued to climb against the bad news. Fearing an unknown supply of BS may have caused this unlikely upward anti-flush EPG investors rushed to unload their BS. By the end of todays trading EPG had wiped clean of 15%.
In other news the editors of The Poop have been notified by lawyers representing the grassroots organization Cows Really Are People (CRAP) that we misrepresented their stand against the "Flatulence Tax".
In a signed, notarized, hand delivery by someone who asked the question "Are you Poop?" we received a letter asking us to correct ourselves.
As advised by our lawyers:
We at "The Poop" deeply regret mistakenly reporting the position of Cows Really Are People (CRAP) and the subsequent distress to their movement.