The "RENEGADE" Stock Market
July 05, 2010
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RELATED TICKERS: FRED
"The 'RENEGADE" Stock Market (A Spoof on the song "Renegade" from STYX)
Oh President, I'm in fear for my stocks when their falling just like rocks
(KO) and (WHR) put an end to my winnings and I'm so far from my longs
The jig is up, the economy is out
The Market's apparently oversought
I'm the renegade who had it made
Until you took it away!
Portfolio has gone astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wealthy man
Oh President, It's been years on the trading floor with my clients future on my head
Obama said 'Starve em dead or alive' and it's for sure the market took a dive
Dear Obama I can hear you laughin', you're so scared of wall street wealth
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and markets made all my clients broke
The jig is up, capitalism is done
Obama's finally destroyed me
I'm the renegade invested just for fun
(GOOG) used to be my savings
Forever more it has gone astray
Obama's having revenge today
On the wall street man
Oh President, I'm in fear for everyone's future from the farmer to the preacher
U.S. Steel has closed up shop and I'm so far underwater from my home
The jig is up, the Market is dead
Obama's finally destroyed us
I'm the renegade who bought calls on (FRED)
Retrieved it for a paultry sum
Forever more it has gone numb
This'll be the end today
Of the wealthy man"
NOTE TO investors: My suggestion is to put (FRED) in your watch list. It is a general mechandise franchise store that pays a small 1.5% yield dividend. Beat earnings estimates last quarter for quite a long stream of not doing so....