The recession is OVER!
March 12, 2009
– Comments (7)
Yesterday I posted a short blog proclaiming the end of the recession. It somehow got modded and deleted, though Hypnotoad still manages to get his post in every day without hassle. Maybe someone at CAPS wants the economy to fail and is trying to censor the good news? Who knows.
Anyways, I don't know if you all have seen, but the economy has been fixed. The wheels of acquisitions and mergers are churning again, credit downgrades of beloved companies like GE have slowed, and banks like Citi are generating revenues beyond anyone's wildest expectations. Soon, people will have jobs again, and then can start spending indiscriminately to buy worthless crap that they don't need, while pouring whatever left-over money they have into second homes in Florida again because, as we all know, houses are good investment. Time to buy up that American Dream, people, before you miss the boat!