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The Sheep Don't Count Anymore



July 20, 2010 – Comments (5)

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The unemployment rate fell in most states in June, mainly because more people gave up searching for work and were no longer counted.

Wall Street and Washington simply don't need sheep when computers and highly educated foreign workers overseas can replace you at a fraction of the cost for twice the output.

You gotta is pretty hilarious how Washington bailed out Wall Street and not the sheep as America's domestic Industrial Economy shuts down.

Welcome to the Digital Age....where the sheep are obsolete.

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#1) On July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM, tomatoflu (< 20) wrote:

Ha...showing signs of compassion for sheep. Cool

They "don't count anymore" is better than saying they can't count, or never could, even "once upon a time".



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#2) On July 20, 2010 at 12:21 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

Do you think they will ever know they were outsourced by the same people they bailed out?

It is amazing how the sheep let insolvent bankers foreclose on the property of insolvent citizens and small businesses yet say nothing.

I guess the sheep just don't count is as simple or complex as that.....

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#3) On July 20, 2010 at 12:51 PM, tomatoflu (< 20) wrote:

*The bankers "just don't count anymore" either.

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#4) On July 20, 2010 at 1:07 PM, tomatoflu (< 20) wrote:

I think what we have here, is the loss of that mythical ability.

The ability to create digital dumbers out of thin air has atrophied the organ of the afflicted organism responsible for counting and sensing reality.


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#5) On July 20, 2010 at 4:28 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

More sheep out to pasture.....

SAN FRANCISCO Liz Claiborne said late Tuesday that it will close its Liz Claiborne branded outlet stores in the United States and Puerto Rico after a comprehensive review. The company expects operating losses related to this business to be eliminated in early 2011 when the closure is completed. Its other outlet stores for Juicy Couture, Kate Spade and Kensie brands are not affected by this decision.

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