The Skeletor Strikes Agains
America's dumbest public official--a man so stupid that he makes even Herbert Hoover and Bush 43 look like intellectual giants--stuttered his way through an excruitatingly long horrow show on CNBC. Before the tragic interview began, the market was surging more than 100 points higher. By the time the nightmare ended and Hank "I Hate America" Paulson was done speaking, the Dow had dropped 194 points. This dimwitted disaster singled-handedly destroyed 300 dow points. Why is this terrorist--a man so stupid that my cat has both more lives and a higher IQ than him-- allowed to parade around on TV and terrify investors. Paulson is America's greatest enemy--I believe that tarring and feathering is only just solution to our problem.