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There's a Hole in the Market

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October 07, 2008 – Comments (2)

An original song by TMFHelical

Sung by Henry (Hank) Paulson and Liza Taxpayer.

There's a Hole in the Market

 

There's a hole in the market dear Liza, dear Liza,

There's a hole in the market dear Liza, a hole

 

So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry

So fix it dear Henry, its why you exist

 

With what shall I fix it dear Liza, dear Liza

With what shall I fix it dear Liza with what

 

Restored credit confidence, dear Henry, dear Henry

Restored credit confidence, dear Henry, Restore

 

But credit is frozen, dear Liza, dear Liza

Credit is frozen, dear Liza, it's ice.

 

Bail out the financials, dear Henry, dear Henry

Bail out the financials, dear Henry, right now!

 

Just how shall I save them, dear Liza, dear Liza

How shall I save them, dear Liza, just how?

 

Buy their bad assets, dear Henry, dear Henry

Buy their bad assets, dear Henry, use credit!

 

But where shall I get it, dear Liza, dear Liza

But where shall I get it, dear Liza, Oh where

 

From all us taxpayers, dear Henry, dear Henry

All of us taxpayers, dear Henry, Us all

 

I lack the authority, dear Liza, dear Liza

I lack the authority, dear Liza, I Can't

 

Just sell it to Congress, dear Henry, dear Henry

Sell it to Congress, dear Henry, sell well

 

But how shall I sell it, dear Liza, dear Liza

But how shall I sell it, dear Liza, But how?

 

Demand equity exchange, dear Henry, dear Henry

Demand equity exchange, dear Henry, Demand!

 

But the equity lacks value, dear Liza, dear Liza

The equity lacks value, dear Liza, none's left.

 

Suspend mark to market, dear Henry, dear Henry

Suspend mark to market, dear Henry, suspend!

  

But there's a hole in the market dear Liza, dear Liza,

There's a hole in the market dear Liza, a hole.

 

TMFHelical

 

2 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 07, 2008 at 12:47 PM, Zanibel17 (97.09) wrote:

My kids used to have a casette tape with the original version of that song on it.  Every time we got to the song I'd fast forward it.  Your version's slightly less madening. :)

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#2) On October 07, 2008 at 1:16 PM, kdakota630 (29.78) wrote:

LOL!

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