Good evening Ladies and germs
Welcome to the first annual bicentenial edition of TheSheckyGreeneContest.
Rule #1- you must never speak of the SheckyGreeneContest (not really, I'm just having a Fight Club flashback).
Rule #2- Pick a stock, any stock valued over the low.low price of $12.99 (hopefully this eliminates eveyone from trying to bag a high flyin' penny)
Rule #3- Tell a joke with your pick, all the contestants will have one vote for best joke. Each up thumb vote on your joke will add .10 on your start price. (can't vote for yourself)
My doctor asked for a blood, stool and urine sample, so I handed him my underwear.
All picks have to be in by close on Jan 24th, that'll be the start price for everyone (see what I did there, gave myself the whole weekend to work on it, wink,wink nudge,nudge nothing more to say).
Lets make this a six month contest, so the end date would be Jun 24th.
On your deathbed you will be granted eternal enlightenment, so you got that going. Which is nice.