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Things that suck



January 31, 2011 – Comments (8) | RELATED TICKERS: LEU , CKK.DL2

Here are a list of things that suck

1) Socialist economic teachers- how the hell do you get hired?

2) Learning about production possibilities frontiers in every single economics class ever

3) Options- options, your appeal has beaten my ass from time to time

4) Cancer- f**k cancer

5) When your arm pits sweat for no reason

6) Treasuries

7) Snow in the city, especially when you are a delivery driver

8) When a company you own stock in gets accused of being a fraud

9) When your teacher is 105 years old and sounds like a pterodactyl

10) When people say "visa vie"

11) Ironing

12) The tap water in Philadelphia

13) Philadelphia

14) My sleep cycle

15) Ke$ha


Other things also suck, but I can't remember what.  What else sucks?


8 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On January 31, 2011 at 10:41 PM, Valyooo (34.48) wrote:

Damn you, lack of edit button!

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#2) On January 31, 2011 at 11:18 PM, chk999 (99.96) wrote:

There gotta be a "your mom" joke in there somewhere.

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#3) On January 31, 2011 at 11:24 PM, monksnake (41.49) wrote:

I'm going to say money sucks.  I'd rather no one need it.

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#4) On January 31, 2011 at 11:39 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (87.05) wrote:

Green Bay Packers!

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#5) On January 31, 2011 at 11:59 PM, SockMarket (34.53) wrote:

great least. a couple things I would change/add

Im going to amend 5 to when you have your arm around a girl...yeah it happened to me and yeah it sucks

adding to 9 or when your teacher is foreign and they can't speak intelligible english (or write it for that matter)


(2-4 are great, especially #4)

16) "gangsta" rap. Well really all rap

17) kleptomaniac roomies

 18) when you walk half an hour in a 10 degree blizzard at 9am on a Monday to see a note: "no class today"

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#6) On February 01, 2011 at 10:07 AM, lemoneater (57.45) wrote:

# 11 I agree! 

# 17 is one reason not to keep your wages under your pillow like a friend of mine did in college. I felt bad that he lost $170, but bedding is not as secure as something locked.

#7 # 18 My sympathy to both of you.


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#7) On February 01, 2011 at 4:32 PM, Valyooo (34.48) wrote:

Thank you lemoneater for your sympathy, haha.

Daniel, I never had a klepto roomate (I am not sure why, but it took me about 10 attempts to spell klepto....I kept writing things like "felpta" and "klpoet", I have no idea why)  but I had a roomate who was the son of the ex prime minister of Mali.  He was used to having maids, so he never cleaned anything.  One time he threw out ice cream in my garbage can without putting a bag in.  Roomates can be very annoying (and smelly) but it is definitely a fun experience if you make the most of it. I could not wait to get out of my dorm, but I sometimes miss it.

My teachert that sounds like a pterodactyl also happens to sound like a mumbling Stalin, so yeah, I feel your pain.

as to 18) I would like to add a HELLS YES, because that happened to me this week due to the teacher being to afraid to drive in the "hilly area" he lives in


And chk999's mom.

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#8) On February 02, 2011 at 12:54 AM, SockMarket (34.53) wrote:

lol that sounds like an odd kid.

I had a roommate a bit like yours at the start of the year, only he would take stuff like my food, headphones, $60, etc. and refuse to tell me anything. He also never cleaned, even though people from down the hall came in to tell him that the room smelled like sh!t. 

needless to say I switched out pretty quickly...


lol at your russian perodactyl. good luck not sleeping thru the lecture. 


I guess people get more timid as they get older. Either that or they just want an excuse to stay home...My prof just didn't like the snow (its completely flat here), and didn't bother to send out an email before 8:50...

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