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Tiger's NEW Endorsements



March 19, 2010 – Comments (8)

The gaping hole created by Tiger's enormous absence has left golf fans yearning for his reinsertion.  Their prayers to watch him penetrate the fairway with his meaty driver once again were answered with the news about the Masters, where Tiger announced he was (some say, prematurely) coming.

Ok enough of the forced innuendos.  (I thought it was pretty good.)  Dude's lost a lot of sponsors and he needs to find new ones.  Let's help him out and think of some sponsors that could get him back on his feet:

Axe Body Spray/Shower Gel: Tiger's already a chick magnet without it, but Axe will also keep his balls clean.

Ambien: I am sooooo curious.

Sprint/TMobile: Unlimited texting!

Geico: The combination of car insurance and stacks of money following you as "Somebody's Watching Me" plays seems to make a good fit for him...

Add your own suggestions in the comments!

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#1) On March 19, 2010 at 7:21 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

Are you sure that you don't work for Tiger or his publicists? 

If not, that's very charitable...and I'd say maybe some kind of tooth whitening agent (Crest, Colgate, maybe ummm. ...Sapphire Professional Home Whitening (carbamide peroxide 32%), etc...)

He has a great white set of teeth after all!!!

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#2) On March 19, 2010 at 7:26 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

Also, maybe some Cialis/Viagra....

Regarding Ambien and the purported ability to cause 'sleep sex', I had a friend that said that phenonemon occurred with his use of another Rx, Klonopin (benzodiazepene) and his Doc agreed saying that such things had indeed been REPORTED by many people with personal opinion, well...that's personal...

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#3) On March 19, 2010 at 7:35 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

Whoa!! Thanks for the somebody watching me link, because my name CASHKID79 is not available for me to open a YouTube account....and that is NOT COOL AT ALL...that is not coincidence --- and it's NOT I'm mad


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#4) On March 19, 2010 at 7:53 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

Google, fix it, now, please - or YouTube fix it, someone fix it, or I'm no longer using cashkid79 for my pseudonym - which, by the way is ONLY used on CAPS by ME, and ME is Timothy Liprie and the ONLY e-mail address that is official is LIPRIE.TIMOTHY@YAHOO.COM as of TODAY 3/19/10...

cashkid79 on CAPS is THE ONLY cashkid79 that is REAL

And FYI to ALL, YouTube, when you go to open an account and/or contact them (as I just did) sends you to a Terms of Service read-all template unless you reporting just a security hack....apparently they do NOT care about personal privacy or imposters/impersonators or they are in on it themselves or worse....make sure that you know plenty of attorney's and intellectual property rights plaintiff/defendents as well before you go and BE SMART online when dealing with shady companies and individuals too lazy to come up with their own ideas...

Liprie, Timothy P.

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#5) On March 19, 2010 at 8:33 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

My case is now pending with YouTube/Google for reassignment to me as cashkid79.  Until further notice...

Liprie, Timothy P  

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#6) On March 22, 2010 at 9:00 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

And this is what I get, starting with my reply ----

First of all, I was not even aware that there was content submitted through that username.  If there indeed has been, then I am formally telling you that I have no registered Google e-mail, YouTube, or related active accounts, and as such, you would seem to be knowingly allowing someone to impersonate my pseudonym (which I have notified CAPS/TMF of and discontinued using until the issue was resolved) which is knowingfully allowing deceitful and misleading content to be freely distributed. I will check with an IP attorney, but am fairly certain that not only is this a grey area of law, but a definite tarnish on the public image of your company from any TMF/MSN CAPS users that would look at the pseudonym to determine investment insights (also, by myself and a number of other entities that I choose to not disclose at this time)   Consider this my second request for you/your company (YouTube / Google) to ask the user of my pseudonym (cashkid79) on YouTube or ANY Google services to verify themselves with some form of identification that would only be known by myself - the obvious and incredibly simple method that you used to send this email would be via MY e-mail and personal information not related to any account numbers!!!  Please help keep the internet and your services committed to a mission of sharing information that is authentic while protecting the property rights of users in the capitalist country of America that we are located in. Timothy 
--- On Mon, 3/22/10, YouTube Support <> wrote:
From: YouTube Support <>
Subject: Re: [#617636060] YouTube Legal Support
Date: Monday, March 22, 2010, 11:20 PM

Hi there,

Thank you for submitting your complaint. As a preliminary matter, please
note that YouTube is not in a position to mediate trademark disputes
between users and trademark owners. As a courtesy we have considered your
claim, but do not find grounds to remove the content at issue. If you have
continued concerns, we encourage you to resolve the dispute with the
uploader. You may be able to contact the uploader through YouTube's
private messaging feature. Instructions on how to use this feature can be
found at the following link:


The YouTube Team

Original Message Follows:
Subject: YouTube Legal Support
Date: Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:31:43 +0000

> The username is my MSN/TMF CAPS username and has been since 3/09.  I am
> active CAPS contributor and under my pseudonym, make certain stock picks

> and recommendations that others may use for advice. My username
> being registered is misleading and potentially damaging.

Whatever, someone may find this useful long cashkid79 I guess...FYI - only my REAL name is me from here out... 

Liprie, TP

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#7) On March 23, 2010 at 2:04 PM, TLStockPicks (95.23) wrote:

Dude... are you serious?

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#8) On March 23, 2010 at 6:43 PM, cashkid79 (94.08) wrote:

As serious as you want me to be, hahaha ... I think the tooth whitening for Tiger endorsement is not a bad idea ...

Liprie, TP

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