Tiger's NEW Endorsements
The gaping hole created by Tiger's enormous absence has left golf fans yearning for his reinsertion. Their prayers to watch him penetrate the fairway with his meaty driver once again were answered with the news about the Masters, where Tiger announced he was (some say, prematurely) coming.
Ok enough of the forced innuendos. (I thought it was pretty good.) Dude's lost a lot of sponsors and he needs to find new ones. Let's help him out and think of some sponsors that could get him back on his feet:
Axe Body Spray/Shower Gel: Tiger's already a chick magnet without it, but Axe will also keep his balls clean.
Ambien: I am sooooo curious.
Sprint/TMobile: Unlimited texting!
Geico: The combination of car insurance and stacks of money following you as "Somebody's Watching Me" plays seems to make a good fit for him...
Add your own suggestions in the comments!