To my dear Central Bankers around the world.
To you my dear Central Banker. I hope your life is going well. Mine down here on the bottom is just fine. Gasoline is down and I have gotten rid of 20 lbs because of your world bank charging such high gas prices for so long.Now that I have gotten rid of the weight I think I will just keep on walking and save the money from the lower gas prices as well my health.Besides I have met so many new friends. Also I want to thank you for the unintended consequences you have given me. I am now off of all precription medication. I am so sorry that your drug companies will no longer be suported by me but the up side for me is I now have more money to save. Wow what a deal. For me that is. Now saying that I went shopping today and I found 2 pairs of pants new that a year ago I could not afford.The same jeans I would have paid for 1/2 a pair I now got 2 pair. I did have to give you a dig by paying cash and not on the credit card at a 110% APR including fees. Just because I felt like it. Oh and by the way 60% of the other people were paying cash. I think I will short V and MC. Far less transaction fees for you. I hear you have decided to change the TARP again to try to induce me to spend more. Well you IMF guys do what you want because although you think you can control this new depression yes I said depression well I don't want to burst you balloon BUT........ well the sad fact is you can't. You can't make me live on credit and stay in debt if I decide not to. That is from my new friend who is a busboy. He said he just added another $100.00 to his savings account. Well I guess you could make me spend if you came into my house and duck marched me to the store and ordered me to spend. Then again once you left I would just have to walk back to the store and return everything. You see my dear Central Banker the one thing you need is ME. I know I know, it is OK. Just because the United Nations is trying to thin out the population you still need me. TO Spend. Well I am. Just not the way amount or on what. I just love cash and carry. Every time I go to the bank to make a with draw they ask me if this is for a special reason. No I tell them It is just the weekly shopping. They hate It when I take out the money at the main lobbie because they actually see the money leaving and not just automatic transactions. The people there at my bank are real nice and guess what? They are saving more also. It seems to be catching on. Ta Ta for now. Hope your day goes well. LQUADLAND10.