Varchild does "UPS Song" the right way
Loosely based off of the UPS song (commercial):
"When the debt shoots sky high, that's Washington D.C.
When the kids start to cry....That's Washington D.C.
Giving up, throwing up, that's the Super Committee...
When the Stock Market Dives, that's Washington D.C.
When Soros laughs and thrives....That's Washington D.C.
Selling off, dumping stock, the only game left on Wall Street.
When Monday Cuts your Eyes, that's Washington D.C.
When your cash's up and fries, that's Washington D.C.
Euro Debts, Obama's Bets, Socialism's lost its credits.
[narrator] With our Credit Rating Downgraded, will gladly buy Greek Bonds
and join them at the bottom of the sea. That's Washington D.C."