Varchild's Super Bowl Commercial: Sugar High
The Following would be a Super Bowl Commercial I would do if I had $3 million burning a hole in my pocket, called "Sugar High:"
(Old Guy that looks like the Monopoly Guy): Why bother investing in STOCKS, which can drop to zero!?
Sugar doesn't drop to ZERO! And with the "Sugar High Investment Plan" you can learn how to invest in something that goes UP, not DOWN!!! That's right... It's SUGAR!
The world is in short supply and the demand for the Sugar High is ever rising....
At (CBOU), (SBUX), (GMCR), customers are increasing their supply of sugary coffee/tea intake by the day.
Cats and Dogs are licking Sugar Sticks and little Kids are chugging Pixie Sticks and all kinds of Sugar Candy is getting consumed.... With Obesity on the rise, why not invest in SUGAR?
Here's how to get your hands on tangible Sugar... The Kind of Sugar you can touch, feel, lick, dunk it into your Glass of Milk with.......Real 100% Pure Cane Sugar!
Step 1) Go to (MCD) or (WEN) or Taco Bell (YUM) and swipe some packs of Sugar!
Step 2) Go to (SBUX) and (CBOU) and always ask for Sugar but stick it in your pocket, not in your Coffee.!
Caution!!! Make sure to avoid "STEVIA" at all costs!
Now... As Sugar Rises in Price you'll be glad you took those Sugar Packets and Stuffed em in your Pillow Cases at home..... 10, 20 years from now when you Retire, you can sell your SUGAR for 3....4......5...maybe even 6 times the price you paid for them!