well I got investigated by the SEC
On or close to Feb 23, 2009, Nova Chemical was bought out for $6/share. From a Friday to a Monday the share price went from $1.40 to $5.40.
At the time of the buyout myself and my former business partner held very large numbers of Nova shares (NCX, no longer listed).
Apparently this has resulted in an inquiry to our broker concerning the matter, asking if we knew anybody that worked at Nova, if we had insider information, and so forth.
I guess that makes me kind of a big deal. So I have to get the t-shirt. :)