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Well, there you go: a 1% drop, and they are already discussing the public option



October 26, 2009 – Comments (6)

S&P 1500: Public option? In this country? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

S&P 1400: We won't have a public option in this country for the next 1000 years! Profits are sacred!

S&P 1300: Who is talking about public option? Leftists? They're all of them Commies. They're all of them wrong.

S&P 1200: Public option would be a disaster for this country. It's not gonna work.

S&P 1100: But I admit that we must do something about healthcare.

S&P 1000: We have a healthcare crisis! But public option would be un-American!

S&P 900: We have to find a workable compromise. This cash drain on the budget is too serious.

S&P 800:  Perhaps we could even incorporate some of the Leftist ideas in the final bill.

S&P 700: I think I may be willing to put up with a public option.

S&P 600: I demand the Congress to set up a public option!

S&P 500: Our economy is collapsing! My stocks are down! Help!

S&P 400: Anything that might get us out of this crisis! I'll vote for it! I swear I will! Half of my UNH stock for the healthcare reform! I can't take it any longer! 

S&P 300: I have always supported the idea of socialization of the means of production. 

S&P 200: My mother was a smith and my father a housemaid! Down with capitalism! 

S&P 100: My account statement shows I still have 10,000 shares of UNH left. Does anybody want to take them for free?

6 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 26, 2009 at 6:56 PM, devoish (86.36) wrote:


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#2) On October 26, 2009 at 8:04 PM, thisislabor (< 20) wrote:


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#3) On October 26, 2009 at 9:51 PM, dudemonkey (51.59) wrote:

Hahahha.  Awesome!  Thanks!

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#4) On October 27, 2009 at 9:57 AM, DaretothREdux (54.37) wrote:

One of your best yet!


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#5) On October 27, 2009 at 11:07 AM, floridabuilder2 (98.78) wrote:

great post

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#6) On October 30, 2009 at 5:29 PM, miteycasey (29.07) wrote:


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