What Me Worry?
I was feeling bad this morning about the stock market, the economy, healthcare, and being unemployed. I actually began to consider suicide, so I decided to call the Suicide Hotline. Unfortunately, the Suicide Hotline services had been outsourced to a call center in Pakistan. I called anyway and told the counselor I was unemployed and feeling suicidal. He sounded rather excited by my call, but explained that he would have to put me on hold for a few minutes and when he came back he asked me, "Can you drive a truck?"