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What to do in case of a Zombie attack :)



June 17, 2011 – Comments (5)


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#1) On June 17, 2011 at 11:19 AM, L0RDZ (88.00) wrote:

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#2) On June 17, 2011 at 11:29 AM, TMFAleph1 (93.09) wrote:

The CDC tells you everything you need to know in order to be prepared.

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#3) On June 17, 2011 at 11:37 AM, L0RDZ (88.00) wrote:


Water (1 gallon per person per day)Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

Once you’ve made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your door step. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency.

Family members meeting by their mailbox. You should pick two meeting places, one close to your home and farther away

Identify the types of emergencies that are possible in your area. Besides a zombie apocalypse, this may include floods, tornadoes, or earthquakes. If you are unsure contact your local Red Cross chapter for more information.Pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case zombies invade your home…or your town evacuates because of a hurricane. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away.Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok.Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.

Never Fear – CDC is Ready


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#4) On June 17, 2011 at 11:48 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I've found dog & cat repellent spray you can buy at the grocer is good against zombies, hippies and most door to door sales people.

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#5) On June 17, 2011 at 12:07 PM, L0RDZ (88.00) wrote:

12 Gauge pistol grip shot gun works really good as well  and the cocking  sound  works great  on home invaders.


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