When I get to Number 1 In Caps... My Promise to my fellow fools
I want to get to the number 1 spot. So that I can brighten everyone's day with some funny saying/thought or quote. More then likely I will steal it from Twitter and pass it as my own. I am a pretty funny guy, so I'm sure I can make people laugh this I am certain off.
I also am Cape Verdean, my ancestry is basically african, so that means I can also say racist jokes and get away with it. So i get to say the things most people think but can't say because of sensitivity crap. (People are way too sensitive nowadays)
I also am not religious, so you wont get any religious crap Bravobevo used to spew. No offense Bravo, im sure your a great human being, but I used to hate reading bible quotes from you. And how jesus will come down and save me from my horrible existence.
This is what Bullishbabo has up :
Linda: All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget. Hahaha!
Morbo: Hahaha. Kittens give Morbo gas.
WHAT??? I don't get it, I am hip (i have twitter), I'm young, i'm funny, I watch Curb Your enthusiasm, also love Its always sunny in Philadelphia and my favorite comedian is Ricky Gervais...
Bullish, I always read your quotes and it ruins my day, seriously... But your 22x better then Bravo so I shouldn't complain
I started this account May 2010, I am definitely rookie of the year, but I have a feeling Its going to be impossible to move up once i get into the top 10.
My guess is next year at this time, I'll be top 3...
If you like Jesus, nonracist jokes, and unfunny quotes that ruin your day, then start praying for me to fall off a cliff.