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When I get to Number 1 In Caps... My Promise to my fellow fools



April 29, 2011 – Comments (20) | RELATED TICKERS: MSFT , TZOO , GOOGL

I want to get to the number 1 spot.  So that I can brighten everyone's day with some funny saying/thought or quote.  More then likely I will steal it from Twitter and pass it as my own.  I am a pretty funny guy, so I'm sure I can make people laugh this I am certain off. 

I also am Cape Verdean, my ancestry is basically african, so that means I can also say racist jokes and get away with it.  So i get to say the things most people think but can't say because of sensitivity crap.  (People are way too sensitive nowadays)

I also am not religious, so you wont get any religious crap Bravobevo used to spew. No offense Bravo, im sure your a great human being, but I used to hate reading bible quotes from you.  And how jesus will come down and save me from my horrible existence.

This is what Bullishbabo has up :

Linda: All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget. Hahaha!

Morbo: Hahaha. Kittens give Morbo gas.


WHAT???  I don't get it, I am hip (i have twitter), I'm young, i'm funny, I watch Curb Your enthusiasm, also love Its always sunny in Philadelphia and my favorite comedian is Ricky Gervais...  

Bullish, I always read your quotes and it ruins my day, seriously...  But your 22x better then Bravo so I shouldn't complain

I started this account May 2010, I am definitely rookie of the year, but I have a feeling Its going to be impossible to move up once i get into the top 10.

My guess is next year at this time, I'll be top 3...

If you like Jesus, nonracist jokes, and unfunny quotes that ruin your day, then start praying for me to fall off a cliff. 







20 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On April 29, 2011 at 1:06 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

No Offense Bravo and Bullish, i like to joke around...  I really do dislike that Jesus guy thou.

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#2) On April 29, 2011 at 1:25 PM, mhy729 (30.24) wrote:

Once my brother was walking along the street in his neighborhood (SF Bay area), where he occasionally bumps into random people out walking their dogs.  He's a big dog lover, so he often gestures to the dog and its owner to say "hi".  This time when he came upon a neighbor and his dog, he looked over and said "What's up, dog?"  And the owner, who happened to be black, nodded back and replied " 'Sup".

When he came back and told us what had happened, we all ROFL.

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#3) On April 29, 2011 at 1:28 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

lmao.... see thats what I'm talking about, that was hilarious.  I love racist jokes.

I wish people weren't so sensitive sometimes... 

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#4) On April 29, 2011 at 1:29 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

Ohhh wait hold up!!! u got me!!! can't beleive I fell for that one.


Everyone knows black people do not walk their dogs...  this is a known fact.

Nice try buddy


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#5) On April 29, 2011 at 1:33 PM, Momentum21 (97.35) wrote:

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. 

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !

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#6) On April 29, 2011 at 1:45 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:



Only Black People will steal from you and help you look for what's missing.

Only Black People rob a local gas station that they shop at every day without wearing a mask and expect not to get caught.

Only White People feel safe around the police


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#7) On April 29, 2011 at 1:51 PM, Munchies101 (97.54) wrote:

The quote is from Futurama. If you haven't watched that your over 26. So your not young by my standards anyway.

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#8) On April 29, 2011 at 2:05 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

Yea actually i am BARELY over 26, sorta.... lol

i caught a few episodes of futurama and didn't find it funny.  Guess it depends on your taste...  


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#9) On April 29, 2011 at 3:49 PM, EnigmaDude (51.88) wrote:

hey cvDude - i like your sense of humor and you have made some good (and some lucky?) picks here on CAPS.  But I have been around this site since 2007 and have seen many others like you come and go. 

Just because you are off to a good start does not mean that you will reach the top.  But I wish you luck.  You might want to pick a few more ultrashort ETFs to underperform if you really want to get there.

(and I like TMFBabo but I don't care for his Futurama quotes either...)

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#10) On April 29, 2011 at 4:10 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

I suck at picking stocks, i mean ok maybe im ok.  But i seem to have a sense of market timing.  I sort of know when were gonna have a bad week or 2, and it helps with ETF's.

I also have big balls, and that helps, I upthumb crappy stocks and poof like magic they go up.  

I won't make a fatal mistake like goldminingbear dude did, when he shorted the market in the middle of a bullrun.  

Plus I'm half pyschic...   I have a weird pychic feeling right now that you like to ice skate or play hockey...  

just a guess... if you say no, then your brother, if he didnt, then your dad, if he didnt then your a liar.

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#11) On April 29, 2011 at 4:11 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:



I also suck at spelling

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#12) On April 29, 2011 at 4:23 PM, EnigmaDude (51.88) wrote:

So you're a black African, half-psychic dude with big balls. You must get a lot of action with the ladies.  Am I right?  No, because I'm not a hockey-playing Canuck - I'm a bold-faced Liar!

:)  I can picture you now, puffing away on a big spliff while you chuckle at my comments, with CNBC on the boob tube in the background.  Oh wait - you're probably too young to know what a boob tube is...

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#13) On April 29, 2011 at 4:42 PM, smartmuffin (< 20) wrote:

A fairly high amount of BB quotes are from Futurama.  I used to not think much of it, but loved it after giving it a second chance.  You should do the same!

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#14) On April 29, 2011 at 4:42 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

Lmao, I'm basically half portuguese, half african, ladies man.  The ladies can not resist, basically i got the I'm a sensitive guy thing going, but then as they get to know me, they see how much of a as#hole I can be, or am becoming.  Females like to change guys, so then they try and fix me, all the while I got them in love and baking me cookies while I watch FOX NEWS CHANNEL. (90 pct of women can't stand that channel, especially the girls i deal with)  They then try and show me their channels MTV, VH1, BAd Girls Club, all those shows, that i act like i don't like but i REALLY DO... Its Win Win... Then they see me sort of enjoying it and they think they are making a difference.

And nah Brahhhh... I don't smoke, i retired on top of the game...  Used to smoke like 2-3 blunts a day, back in 2003-2004 era (college) but i managed to stop this.


Good call on the chuckle, it was more of a giggle, but nice call.

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#15) On April 29, 2011 at 7:33 PM, chk999 (99.97) wrote:

Do you still live in Cap Verde?

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#16) On April 30, 2011 at 1:42 AM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

No i live in CT... I go to cape verde quite frequently and I still have tons of family there.


If anyone is interested in going there ( i highly recommend it)  contact me.  My family owns a very nice hotel there, and basically we have a lot of connects.  

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#17) On May 02, 2011 at 3:37 PM, lemoneater (58.46) wrote:

Because I love Jesus I won't pray for you to fall off a cliff. He is not willing for anyone to perish, but for all to come to repentance. (I couldn't resist the sermon, but you're feisty, you can handle it:)

My father ran into a potentially ugly racial situation, but a joke saved the situation. A younger man who was black wanted to pick a fight. He told my father that he was white, my father said "No I'm not, I'm pink" which is true my family doesn't tend to tan much at all in the sun. The guy must have thought he was crazy, but he left him alone.

If you make it to the top, tell us more about Cape Verde just the name sounds wonderful.

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#18) On May 03, 2011 at 4:26 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

Well Cape verde (google it)


But anyways, theres a few islands, my family is from Fogo, we tend to be lighter skin, more educated, and crazy.  (highest suicide rate)  Then Santiago is the island where the capital is located.  Its definitely more africanized, and is starting to become very modern.  Sal is a island where there are many resorts, i stayed at a hotel called hotel garopa, and basically i was the darkest person in the entire hotel over 1500 people.  The workers were all cape verdean, but all the hotel guests were from England, France, India, or Ireland...  ohhh and lots of Germans also.

If your young and want to go on a adventure i say go to Fogo, explore the volcano there.  And Brava is also a beautiful island.  If your old and want to relax, then go to Sal and stay at one of the resorts.  Beach is gorgeous!

Praia is a nice place to be, thats where you have night clubs, restaurants, etc... 

If anyone is interested in ever heading there, dont be shy, shoot me a email    

as for investing there, i don't recommend it, houses are in high demand so its expensive there, and my family owns anything worth owning.  So don't bother...  lol


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#19) On May 04, 2011 at 10:14 AM, lemoneater (58.46) wrote:

Wiki to the rescue It looks dramatic.

Sometime I hope to be able to travel more when I can afford it. Yet another reason to invest :).So far I've been to Nova Scotia, Scotland and the Lake District, but I've only scratched the surface. 

My husband and I want to visit Iceland in the with the volcanos being a main draw.  We both read Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth when we were teens. I will have to ask if he has ever heard of Cape Verde. Fogo sounds fun. I don't have the funds or time for traveling now or I'd send you an email myself.

Have a great day! Take care of yourself.




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#20) On May 04, 2011 at 12:30 PM, cecamadocv1 (99.94) wrote:

Iceland is someplace i definetely want to visit.  one of the most beautiful contries in the world.  (so i've heard)

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