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July 14, 2008 – Comments (4)

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WASHINGTON—A panel of top business leaders testified before Congress about the worsening recession Monday, demanding the government provide Americans with a new irresponsible and largely illusory economic bubble in which to invest.

"What America needs right now is not more talk and long-term strategy, but a concrete way to create more imaginary wealth in the very immediate future," said Thomas Jenkins, CFO of the Boston-area Jenkins Financial Group, a bubble-based investment firm. "We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution."

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4 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On July 14, 2008 at 2:19 PM, Imperial1964 (98.29) wrote:

I just beat you to it!

One is the joke and the other is funny.

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#2) On July 14, 2008 at 3:05 PM, lquadland10 (< 20) wrote:

How about Alternitive energy? Its all been set up.

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#3) On July 14, 2008 at 4:39 PM, VossPiety (98.98) wrote:

Alt energy? That bubble is half filled with methane and sulfur already Iquadland, we need to get in on the ground floor here. I think a nice haberdasherer bubble is in order. Mens Wearhouse going to the moon!!!!11!111!.

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#4) On July 14, 2008 at 9:05 PM, iStockInvestor (< 20) wrote:

Invest in Bowling Alleys!

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