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Why I Hate Mobile Phones



November 16, 2011 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: T , FTR , ALSK

So... I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:

"Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back.There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On November 16, 2011 at 8:30 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (87.10) wrote:

The other guy did'nt have a wide stance did he......?Could've been pretending he was on the phone.,2933,300820,00.html

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#2) On November 16, 2011 at 10:54 PM, devoish (66.16) wrote:

Hello? Hello? are you there?

Thats why i hate mobile phones.

But maybe you shouldn't talk to strangers so much.

Thanks for the laugh.

Best wishes,


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#3) On November 16, 2011 at 11:11 PM, griderX (97.15) wrote:

Yeah, that annoys the cra@p out of me as well!  What moron carries out a converstaion while taking a dump in a public restroom?  Seriously....I'm glad you punked him ;)

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#4) On November 17, 2011 at 11:17 AM, EnigmaDude (62.06) wrote:

This is exactly why texting was invented! (and I got called an "old fart" today because I wanted to call and talk to my girflriend instead of texting)

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#5) On November 17, 2011 at 1:51 PM, eldemonio (97.52) wrote:

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