Wise Words of Ben Bernanke
The following are wise words of Ben Bernanke, paraphrased for dramatization:
1) I have no clue why Job Creation isn't happening.
2) I expect Core Inflation, which excludes food and energy, to be worse than I previously expected.
But, it is well less than the FED Comfort Zone which is 97,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% inflation or greater. As long as someone is still able to purchase a stick, then there is nothing to worry about!
3) The Deficit is a massive crisis that must be dealt with but not now because I still have a massive itching for more BORROW and SPEND and BORROW and SPEND and BORROW and SPEND and BORROW and SPEND and BORROW and SPEND and BORROW and SPEND and PRINT.....PRINT.....DANG YOU...PRINT!! and BORROW...and SPEND....
And how many Motley Fool Bloggers here have been explaining to us how *WISE* and *AWESOME* Ben Bernanke is????
If anyone should be IMPEACHED on the spot for negligence and irresponsibleness and complete ignorance and stupidty and so on....Ben Bernanke takes the cake.