Zomulator Mad Lib
The following is from a blog posted by the Zomulator earlier today. I compressed the blog and turned it into a Mad Lib out of sure boredom. I admit to being let down by the lack of excess queston marks and exclaimation points on the part of the Zombulator. Please read and reply with your words in the comments section below. Break out your dictionary and thesaurus to PREPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following has been modified for your amusement:
You now know (NOUN) and much of the (NOUN) is (VERB) or going (VERB)...even the (VERB) see it clearly:
Our fundamental (ADJECTIVE) and (ADJECTIVE) problems, i.e. overleveraging, lack of (NOUN)-cy have not been solved.
Since 2008, (NOUN)-cy utilization has (NOUN)-ed; businesses have no (VERB)-ing power;
U.S. lost 6.7 million (NOUN, PLURAL) but numbers are underreported;
(NOUN, PLURAL) are down 21%; corporate tax receipts are (ADVERB) 58%;
U.S. (NOUN) will exceed $1.8 trillion; govt. spending is now 185% of (NOUN, PLURAL);
(NUMBER)% of mortgages are seriously (ADJECTIVE) and/or in foreclosure; huge (VERB) in personal (NOUN);
15 million (NOUN, PLURAL) exceed the home value. We’re on a massive (NOUN) (VERB) spree. Income on all levels is not sufficient to make (NOUN) (NOUN, PLURAL).
Fools...I warned (PRO-NOUN) to prepare....In 9.09 you knew it was (ADVERB/NOUN/ADJECTIVE) here........now its time for Benny B and Timmy G to impose the (VERB).........The (READER'S CHOICE)-ulator is about to be powered up into full gear.
All I can say is now that you know....soon you will Feel.....and for you my little (READER'S CHOICE)-baters, please don't squeal.