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cdulan (96.47) Submitted: 3/27/08 6:26 PM : Start Price: $31.64 C Score: 32.14
THE HIP HOP REMIXRapped to the Jay Z "Encore"All our times have comeB-S-C gone in the windI Banks see the reaper in the future like on IMAXIt's loud and clearDon't need to be in the front row to "C" the pictureCome on Citibank... Don't fear the ReaperCitibank take my hand... Don't fear the ReaperYour to big to fly... Don't fear the ReaperWith Helicopter Ben... LTCM is was just a previewBear Sterns the first quarterGoldman got tons of shorts on your stockThe rest of Gotham City thought you would be a little smarter3,960 bankruptcies everyday... Is this the New Century you were looking for?3,960 bankruptcies everyday... Did you know the unwind was Countrywide?Another 3,960 coming everyday...I guess the Citi never sleepsCome on Citibank... Don't fear the ReaperCitibank take my hand... Don't fear the ReaperYour to big to fly... Don't fear the ReaperWith Helicopter Ben... LTCM Leveraged 50Caryle and BSC about 32 to 1 Who knew high finance could be this fun?Then it all changed at the sound of jingle mailAnd then none of your investors stayed around to mingleAnd you Citi were left holding the bagThe paper so heavy your "S"illy "I"nvestment "V"ehicles started to dragNow you hang around obscure Dubai barsOr ring bells in Beijing looking for red envelopes stuffed with billsThings are sometimes are so bleakYou max out one of your own credit cards to close a dealYou know somehow you gotta change your waysSomehow you get by with laughy "TAF"fy every 28 daysBut grass keeps getting higher On average Joe's lawnYour pissed off, don't know with whom you can swap the creditand You wish I didn't sing this songCome on Citibank... Don't fear the ReaperWon't happen to you, you're a Prince Or at least his sonJust a few years and you will be back to #1Helicopter Ben's got your back, WHOOSH, another drop comes.
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AresFinancial (99.02) Submitted: 3/30/08 10:42 AM
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It does rhyme better....
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hattyr (88.48) Submitted: 4/22/08 3:31 PM
the remix to the remix featuring bernanke and pandit:b: uh. yea. tell em pp: you might think i will fail in this treacherous terrain, but homie you sleepin on usb: stop sleepin on usp: we got the cash america needs to stay ahead of canada, so they gonna keep leanin on usb: you'll be leanin on usp: where you wanna go for all your banking needs? who else got that powder you need?b: you got nobodyp: you a addict homes, face it. your breath, homes, save it. ben time now, class take your seats.b: here i come suckasb: now you already know that banking and loans ain't nothin for these rookies to mess withso your cdos, can't value em? send em to me pandit and i'll give you liquidity a plentysee i hate deflation- it gives me mad pain, so i do what i can so yall keep playing this gameinflation? stagflation? hell i'll take all the blame. just promise me later you'll throw me some changeb p: we the big bad banks we in a league of our own. and these traders wanna sell us shortb p: we more liquid that water and more solid than stone. so let's pick these little punks apart.
corymcnulty (76.19) Submitted: 6/10/08 9:48 AM
So GHEY!
1justforfun (< 20) Submitted: 6/11/08 6:13 AM
Citi with over 1.5 trillion in assets. Sure they fell with the other financial institutions behind the mortgage mess, that was completely unavoidable when you have Alan Greenspan encouraging them to take advantage of the situation. Sure there was People that saw it coming but no one spoke up about it when those individuals cleaned up house with millions of dollars earned from most home owners losses... The Inbalance of income is ridiculous from the hedge fund managers who obviously made over 200 percent or more profit from americans loosing their homes. But never Fear Citi has a very strong Marketing Hub Called Primerica where there is no recession at all, thats the beauty of the company all of its subsideries are all financially independent to take care of themselves, thats how they remained number 1 and their board of directors has alwys been very strong with Sandy Weill on board with the Saudi Prince.
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