VelocityShares Daily 2x VIX Short Term ETN (NASDAQ:TVIX)

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Member Avatar APJ4RealHoldings (32.32) Submitted: 7/27/2015 10:46:12 AM : Outperform Start Price: $6.03 TVIX Score: +19.41

Closed out this morning at 6.60 and the rest at 6.98/share. Limits hit premarket

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Member Avatar pchop12316 (75.55) Submitted: 7/23/2015 10:34:46 AM : Underperform Start Price: $5.74 TVIX Score: -24.77

another dumb leveraged ETN

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Member Avatar TerryHogan (99.91) Submitted: 7/18/2015 1:14:26 AM : Underperform Start Price: $6.03 TVIX Score: -19.41

I have access to a shredder at work. If you want to do something more productive with your money than invest in this ETN, I can hook you up.

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Member Avatar FVelociraptor (99.81) Submitted: 7/16/2015 11:23:13 AM : Underperform Start Price: $6.41 TVIX Score: -12.11

Volatility tracking index. Contango in the futures markets doom these instruments to decay towards zero over long periods of time. See UVXY for real money short.

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Member Avatar john603 (56.68) Submitted: 5/16/2015 10:59:51 AM : Underperform Start Price: $10.40 TVIX Score: +29.81

following bb mavin. volatility bet. very safe short in the long run.

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Member Avatar BlazerMania (97.44) Submitted: 5/15/2015 12:44:07 PM : Underperform Start Price: $10.50 TVIX Score: +30.47

Real money trade via direct short.

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Member Avatar MrMighty (97.37) Submitted: 5/11/2015 9:10:34 AM : Underperform Start Price: $11.20 TVIX Score: +35.27

Constant erosion from expenses make this an easy long-term short

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Member Avatar ayaghsizian (96.65) Submitted: 1/7/2015 4:59:06 PM : Underperform Start Price: $27.90 TVIX Score: +76.14

sux

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Member Avatar craze191st (91.98) Submitted: 10/17/2014 2:32:30 PM : Underperform Start Price: $46.30 TVIX Score: +94.73

Contago will ensure this loses value.

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Member Avatar ruinas (57.75) Submitted: 6/3/2014 5:56:11 PM : Underperform Start Price: $42.20 TVIX Score: +90.76

retest old lows

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Member Avatar XMFDivine (48.40) Submitted: 4/18/2014 1:24:52 AM : Underperform Start Price: $65.00 TVIX Score: +100.07

Contango, constant reverse splits

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Member Avatar gatzbp (90.50) Submitted: 3/7/2014 1:02:42 PM : Underperform Start Price: $91.60 TVIX Score: +108.28

seems you can only compete with top CAPS if you short all the levered ETFs, so i'm capitulating and doing that.

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Member Avatar BryanLitchford (< 20) Submitted: 10/14/2013 5:41:56 PM : Outperform Start Price: $148.70 TVIX Score: -116.52

Look to this stock as a safe bet against a United States Government Default

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Member Avatar TulipSpeculator1 (90.87) Submitted: 10/11/2013 12:02:58 PM : Underperform Start Price: $139.90 TVIX Score: +116.49

VXX is designed to go to zero. TVIX is 2X leveraged and sinking even faster

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Member Avatar DLester78 (81.43) Submitted: 7/31/2013 12:48:22 PM : Underperform Start Price: $177.00 TVIX Score: +118.38

beefing up my score

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Member Avatar L0RDZ (82.49) Submitted: 7/11/2013 2:14:15 PM : Underperform Start Price: $221.00 TVIX Score: +120.57

Lordz presents for your entertainment:

Alan Stanwyk: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.
Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyk: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Fletch: Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.
Alan Stanwyk: Alan Stanwyk.
Fletch: Ellen? Charmed. You know, for an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner...

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Fletch: You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
Alan Stanwyk: Who?
Fletch: Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird.
Alan Stanwyk: What, are you doped up now?
Fletch: Don't talk to me like that, ass-face, I don't work for you, yet.

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Alan Stanwyk: Do you own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent. I have a lease, with an option to buy.

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Hispanic Housekeeper: Buenos días.
Fletch: Pup 'n' Taco.

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Waiter: Excuse me sir, you are a member of the club?
Fletch: No, I'm here with the Underhills.
Waiter: The Underhills? They are left, Señor.
Fletch: Oh they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
Waiter: Would you like to order something, sir? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Oh, yes. Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich.

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Fletch: I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch: John C0ck... tos... ton.
Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
Fletch: It's Scotch-Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.
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Fletch: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
Gail Stanwyck: Alan's in Utah
Fletch: I...can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
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Gail Stanwyck: You know, if I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who hit on me, I'd be a rich woman.
Fletch: You ARE a rich woman.
Gail Stanwyck: See what I mean?

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Fletch: Do you have caviar?
Waiter: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
Fletch: Well, I better just take two portions of that, then.

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Gail Stanwyk: You ordered lunch to my room.
Fletch: Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be.
Gail Stanwyk: Are you always this forward?
Fletch: Only with wet, married women.

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Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

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Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from?
Fletch: We play tennis together at the club.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? The California Racquet Club?
Fletch: Yes.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.
Fletch: Well, I haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you been having these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: That's Babar.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two bs?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No, elephant books.
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Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's an odd name, Babar...I don't recall seeing it on the club register.
Fletch: Well, I don't formally belong. I'm a guest of my aunt.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Your Aunt?
Fletch: Yes. Mrs. Smith.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: June or Margaret?
Fletch: Uh-huh, right.
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Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's a shame about Ed.
Fletch: Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Ahh, he was dying for years.
Fletch: Sure, but... the end was really... very sudden.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was in intensive care for eight weeks!
Fletch: Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.
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Dr. Joseph Dolan: Drop your shorts and bend over.
Fletch: No...we don't have to, I mean, maybe I just haven't been doing enough calisthenics...you know, my kidneys feel a lot better now, maybe if I just bent over like this every morning......
[Dolan inserts his finger into Fletch's anus with an audible "pop" sound]
Fletch: [singing] Moon River......[talking] Whew...ever serve time, Doc?
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Breathe easy.
Fletch: Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?!
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[After the proctological exam]
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Well, I can't seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar.
Fletch: Well, I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking.

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Receptionist: Can I help you Dr...?
Fletch: Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I just need to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen! Where's the records room?

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Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: No, not since breakfast.

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Fletch: Where am I?
Records Nurse: You're in the records room.
Fletch: Oh. Do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're at it.

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Member Avatar SmartAce (99.90) Submitted: 5/6/2013 10:59:51 AM : Underperform Start Price: $943.00 TVIX Score: +144.90

short roman numerals

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Member Avatar HoldThatWinner (30.15) Submitted: 3/21/2013 2:06:46 PM : Outperform Start Price: $380.85 TVIX Score: -131.87

I think volatility will spike here as I believe an 8-10% correction starts today.

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Member Avatar StarWitchDoctor (99.41) Submitted: 1/30/2013 1:29:42 PM : Underperform Start Price: $497.54 TVIX Score: +135.80

merry go round

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Member Avatar ryppyaivo (78.16) Submitted: 12/23/2012 3:15:53 AM : Underperform Start Price: $994.00 TVIX Score: +144.39

Leveraged product. Bad expected return.

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